is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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