i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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