girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My vagina is very pro this idea
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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