Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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