when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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