I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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