I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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