Say something about gay babies.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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