Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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