I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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