Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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