Don't you send me to vm
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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