video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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