Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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