I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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