But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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