Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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