you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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