New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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