It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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