I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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