: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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