i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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