just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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