It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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