Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.