Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?