Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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