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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?

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  I believe so, yes.

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  Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife

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  Tearing families apart since 2011.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.

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  I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.

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