one might say we're banned from that church
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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