I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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