if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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