Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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