i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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