my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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