Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.