I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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