Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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