I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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