Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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