woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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