He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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