So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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