fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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