you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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