Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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