Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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