i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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