its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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