I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
