One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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