a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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