I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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