Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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