Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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