I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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