At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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