You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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