You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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