it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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