u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Pappa wants mamma naked
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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